he shaved USA in his pubs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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