walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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