Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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