I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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