Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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