I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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