I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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