Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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