Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just high enough for therapy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
