For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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