then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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