I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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