Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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