i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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