i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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