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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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