$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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