I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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