I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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