How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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