I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
how does that bad decision feel?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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