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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.

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(574): View more from Indiana

almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(630): View more from Illinois

We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win

(608): View more from Wisconsin

lets go back to having secrets in our friendship

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.

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(989): View more from Michigan

you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober

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(805): View more from California

Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video

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