It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.