I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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