break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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