Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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