Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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