she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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