So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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