Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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