are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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