roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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