your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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