No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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