i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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