I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Shame is for Republicans.
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