So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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