Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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