have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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