no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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