At least make sure they are 18
Why
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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