I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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