party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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