Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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