help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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