my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thank you for not boning my boss.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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