i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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