Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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