did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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