bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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