tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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