So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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