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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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