I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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