You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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