I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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