oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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