He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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