I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i now understand why vodka
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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