Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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